Sunday, 20 January 2013

Why I Went To Combe Haven (And Why I'll Be Back)


We can follow the news and keep track of protests from the various multiple means of social media but nothing quite teaches us like being in the physical reality of a place or being in the actual presence of the people involved.The people in the protest against the Bexhill-to-Hastings link road have been in my thoughts every day, particularly since the icy weather set in and the camps started getting evicted. They've been camped up in trees and on the ground along the site of the planned road in the Combe Valley since December 14th. Their situation is the first thing I check in the morning. Check them out here: Twitter Facebook Website

So I really needed to get over there and show my support in a way that went beyond sending thoughts and just feeling an equal combination of worry (caused by the corporate criminals and their accomplices) and gratitude (for those heroes defending the valley). I went with the purpose of taking a load of food, helping to prevent an eviction if it occurred, providing some general support for the camp and learning what I could from the people and the land that I encountered.

Approaching the current camp at Decoy Pond Wood, I passed the site of the Three Oak Camp which was evicted last week and where the 400 yr old oak lay fallen. I can't help wondering how the person whose hands were on that chainsaw gets to sleep at night, but I guess it's the same old story the world over of the aggressor being so disconnected from the life they are destroying. And of course it's all about the money and the increasingly brutal capitalist mindset which sees 'countryside' as just another resource to abuse and profit from in the cause of economic and industrial 'growth', rather than as a vital bio-diverse network of interacting relationships.

Combe Valley...the blue shape in the distant tree is at the Decoy Pond Wood camp

Arriving early morning at the camp, everything was pretty quiet, people starting to wake up in the tree houses and benders and someone starting to get the fire lit. Despite the two other camps having been evicted this week, there was a rumour that there wouldn't be an eviction here today due to police being called elsewhere and so not being available to assist the bailiffs. Shortly after 8am we had a visit from four police liaison officers, apparently calling by to check that everyone was still alive (the good cops I guess... the bad cops will no doubt appear when people are dragged out of trees and arrested).


After they'd gone, a couple of us kept watch out near the road in case any suspicious crowds of people in fluorescent jackets and hard hats appeared. They didn't and the camp was to see another day, not evicted.

Another group of supporters arrived and we all set about collecting wood to build up a huge log pile for the camp, as with the current freezing conditions, keeping the fire fed is going to be so important. The fire feels like the heart, not only providing warmth and power for heating pans and kettles, but a central place to gather, take a break, drink tea together and draw a bit of comfort under incredibly harsh conditions.

While collecting wood we noticed painted red line markings on earth and plants which indicate the route the road will take. The bright red lines conspicuously out of place here, tracing the path of the destruction to come. Red lines writing the language of 'progress' across the countryside, which neither trees nor badgers, voles nor newts, blackbirds nor I can understand. Maybe they will dissolve under the snowfall, get erased by the wind. Perhaps they will get rubbed out by the mud scattering beneath our boots as we pass, collecting wood. That's strange, I don't see them anymore!

Back at the camp, a new bender was being built for storing food and a tarpaulin shelter was erected above the fire circle. Strings of coloured bunting were hung along the front edge, welcoming and celebratory. Celebrating the survival so far of this demonstration of resistance and suggesting the party to come when the Government's resurrection of nearly 200 road schemes are once more abandoned. It was the Twyford Down and Newbury Road protests in the early 90's which put an end to Thatcher's 'Roads For Prosperity' programme, which is where many of today's proposed road schemes originate. This is why I feel the Bexhill-to-Hastings link road, as the first project of the Government's roads revival, needs to be met with the strongest resistance, to set the stage for the costs and obstruction they will face if they choose to bulldoze ahead, regardless of public opposition and the vital importance of preserving this country's quickly diminishing natural environments.

 

Taking a walk across the field and into a small wood, I was faced with another sign of the consequences of this road. This time on the badger population, as if a proposed cull in the country was not enough to threaten this jokingly 'protected' animal. Yes, I've read Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, I know all about 'compulsory purchase' of homes for the purposes of highways. People are forcibly losing their houses for the road as well as businesses which stand in the way. And of course the uncountable multitude of wild birds and animals which will be displaced or killed is of no consequence, even when there are apparently laws designed to keep them safe. Ah, but they can get a licence to allow them to make something criminal not criminal... easy! Sorry, still criminal in my book. I saw whole banks of closed setts for evictions of badgers just in a very small area.

 
 

Back at the camp I had a cup of tea and then set off with a couple of others across the fields to the Base Camp which had been evicted the previous day. We were on a mission to retrieve anything useful, in particular, several chairs which could be used at the existing camp. We stopped to marvel at the beauty of the snow topped pond and someone mentioned that this pond may need to be 'moved' to make way for the road.

At the demolished Base Camp, I couldn't help noticing a post-apocalyptic feeling as we searched through the wreckage left by the eviction. Up here, on top of the ridge of the old railway line, there were far-reaching views in all directions over the countryside and as I looked, my mind juxtaposed images of what I could see with images of what is to come. How much of this would survive? This wild place of birdsong to be replaced with the urban sprawl between towns and the roar of cars. Then I looked down at the fallen tree still holding the tree-house. The sawn stumps all around which strike me not only with the tragedy of themselves destroyed, but with what they represent of a culture which is allowing greed and ignorance to control the sources and means of life. The irony of a world literally driving itself into a climate nightmare, hellbent on more roads and less trees, along with all the other absurdities which are pushing us all closer to the edge of a potentially very real apocalyptic world.

 
 
 

Heading back, footprints, mine and a bird and nearby paw prints, making visible what time usually hides from us - the sharing of space with unknown others. The reminder that we do not walk alone, we cannot claim the absolute ownership of the space we occupy. For the brief time that we are here, we may start remembering that despite all our human fences and laws and red lines marking our various boundaries, there is such a thing as free communal space, as space that can and should exist beyond our ability to colonise it. The space where the badger runs in the darkness and the foxes play, where the yellow-necked mice scamper and the crow hops, where we each may meet only as passing footprints left behind in the snow.

 

Conversation at the camp later touched on possible ways forward for the protest, the next steps that can be taken. There were good ideas shared of mass trespasses, mass picnics, more camps, actions drawing attention to the companies who are profiting from the road. I liked the suggestion of an occupation of Trinity College in Cambridge. Trinity has been a particularly aggressive force for the urban development of the large area of peaceful countryside that it owns. Maybe we could take up the issue with them in their own backyard?

 

Around the camp as we sat and chatted, we kept seeing a little robin coming and going, hopping from twig to twig. I imagined him as a small protest camp guardian, overseeing the work of those who are trying so desperately hard to safeguard his home.

It's expected that police and bailiffs will come to evict this last remaining camp on Monday. People were beginning to strengthen the security of the camp, building the barricades to give a bit more time for the defence of this beautiful oak.

There is a call out for as many people to come as possible this weekend to help prepare defences including a free bus service. Obviously Monday early morning is especially important, to support and oppose the eviction itself. Even if you don't climb trees and lock on in an arrestable action, it helps to be present and support those who are, and to be a witness or act as a legal observer.

 

 

Standing in this open field, snow falling softly,

settling on me, on earth, these trees, woods,

here only for now. Only for now, this land

belonging to us,

badgers deep under the hard ground.

For now it all pauses, snow falls

as if in slow motion,

everything is held just as it is, safe.

Standing here at the scene of the crime,

while it has not yet happened,

trees still standing,

as if there still could be wisdom in the world,

As if there still could be hope.

 

Whatever happens over the coming week, the protest will not be over when this camp is evicted. The road is going to be in the making for the next two years and so it's going to be a long term project. The conservative estimate of £30 billion which is the new roads budget, would be better invested at least in part on the railways which are heading towards a crisis. My journey home from camp took six hours, instead of three. There were broken down trains, cancellations, no drivers to be found, signal failures, announcement and display malfunctions... Every train journey I've taken over the last few months has involved a delay or problem of some kind, with or without one or two inches of snow to contend with. We don't need new roads but if they don't know what to do with the money, there's a hell of a lot of other things that could do with fixing.

Friday, 11 January 2013

The Classroom Is Awesome Today!

So another fun-filled day of education! That is what we're doing isn't it? This walking along a beach in the sun with swans, gulls and crows for bickering, giggling classmates. This stopping to stroke friendly dogs and chat with passing strangers. This watching the ducks swimming in and out of the reeds, seeing how the lake shimmers with gentle ripples and reflects the trees like glass. This wading into the waves and picking up pebbles and taking deep breaths of the seaweedy air. This exclaiming at how the sea looks such a tropical blue and so clear today and we should come back with our wetsuits and towels to go swimming!
 
I get increasingly asked these days, 'what are you going to do about GCSE's?' Is there a GCSE in beachcombing yet? Will have to check that out!
 
The Local Education Authority will be coming round for their annual visit in a couple of weeks time to check our son is receiving an 'appropriate' education and discuss our learning objectives. We see their assessment as unnecessary and irrelevant to our approach to education but my son quite enjoyed the visit last year so we're not concerned about it.  My son can reassure them that he is quite clear about his learning objectives - more animation and more comic-making and more animation and maybe a bit more animation, a splash of game-making, a bit of coding and some more animation. My son can confirm that he's receiving an entirely appropriate education although he might say that he feels that he could be doing a bit more animation than there has currently been time for, especially if his mum didn't keep dragging him out to look at ducks...
 
Yes, we pin him down for some maths and english and a few other things that will be useful (and will probably head towards getting a few of those pesky GCSE things everyone keeps talking about sometime). Yes, he does plenty of other activities and meets other people, including other CHILDREN!! And despite my occasional assertions to the contrary, I don't really keep him in a cupboard. No, it's not always fun-packed and awesome and sometimes we screw up a bit or a lot or feel like tearing our hair out (or someone else's) but we're all committed to seeing it through and following the principle of what education is about for us (though it's about so much more than one sentence can ever express) - enabling someone with the knowledge and skills to be who they want to be, to do what makes them happy and follow where that leads them. It's true that my son hopes it will lead him into making lots of money and acquiring international fame, as somehow, despite having anarchist parents, he's got a hint of the global capitalist about him occasionally. Time will tell... 
 
In the meantime, we continue to learn, the planned 'lessons' and the unexpected ones that just spring up from being alive and curious and interacting with the world, in all kinds of places, and actually that is pretty awesome.
 
 
 
 
 
 
In case anyone's wondering what that highly intellectual academic tome is that my son is reading, er, can we change the subject now please....
 
  

Tuesday, 1 January 2013

Dipping Into The New Year!

How do we begin a new day? A new year?

Going back to sleep...
Smiling at a blue sky and sun, through a gap in the curtains...
Switching the computer on...
Checking Facebook...
Letting the dog out...
Making carrot juice...
Making a plan...
Stealing a sock...
Shouting at the dog to drop the sock!

Each of our family started our day in a different unspectacular, sleepy way, but somehow we all managed to agree sooner or later, that we'd go to the beach. I packed a flask of hot chocolate, along with wetsuits and towels just in case my slightly wavering intention to swim crystallised into a determined action.

It didn't... it got blown away by the chilly breeze and shifted into a rather disappointing commitment to keep my clothes on and tie my scarf tighter around my neck! However, quite strangely, my son's previous decision to just go for a walk and not go in the sea changed into 'I'm definitely going swimming!'. Inspired by his enthusiasm I rolled up my jeans and went in all the way... almost up to my knees!! It was PAINFUL! The sharp stones hurt almost as much as the freezing water and my cries made the dog run round being crazy and barking.


 

Sharpness of stone,
iciness of water,
dog barking at our cries.

Here where you died,
we are being so alive
and suddenly I know,
this is the best way
to honour you.




There was quite a swell with some biggish waves causing a passing dog walker to say 'that's a bit dodgy isn't it?' which surprised me a bit because I was assuming that she was coming over to say 'Wow, I'm so impressed!'. But soon I had a numb son who couldn't feel his hands and feet to concentrate on getting dry and clothed and supplied with chocolate.


We almost stumbled on a strange creature, dead and washed up, which none of us could identify. It's legs were folded in, looking a bit like those of a spider crab, but it's body was very different. Any ideas?



I realised that my NOT plunging wholly into the sea today produced a bit of a 'failed' feeling. This was useful as it became a bit of a metaphor for how I can have a tendency to set myself up and then feel an obligation to follow through even when the project has become disconnected from the joy of the original idea. So this was an opportunity to solidify a new intention for the new year - to stop giving myself a hard time for 'failing' to live up to my demandingly high expectations of myself! Sometimes it really is OK to do something different, to respond to the moment, to not be at all 'amazing'. And it's definitely alright to listen to the river of the heart, allow it to change its course, to not force it through a fixed channel 'because that's what I said I'd do'. Which doesn't mean becoming a politician, dishonestly and unreliably promising one thing and doing another all the time. It just means being MORE honest with deciding where I want to put my energy and listening better to the intuitive impulses which get talked down a bit too much. Oh and forgiving myself a lot more for the fuck-ups and blind-spots instead of tormenting myself forever with their whips, because without hind-sight I know they wouldn't look half so bad. So yeah... kindness, to myself, to one and all.

Warmed by hot soup we went inland to one of my favourite places to visit on a clear sunny day - Old Winchester Hill, the ancient Hillfort with its Bronze Age burial mounds, old yew woods and incredible views all round.





As we walked back the sun was setting and turning the sky to the West a golden orange. It's just something so simple which fills me with incredible gratitude... costs nothing but the effort to turn my head, open my eyes, a daily gift of beauty offered the world over, every one unique. A new intention for the year forms - to be present for as many sunrises and sunsets as possible. Beginnings and endings. A fresh opportunity each day to use the power of this opening and welcoming in, of this closing and letting go.



With the last light from the day's sun, we walked down the path to the woodland burial ground where my brother is buried and I placed the stone I had picked up at the beach this morning, onto his grave. Feeling a paradox, that maybe we can learn how to let go and also hold on, transforming the ended into a beginning without losing the essence. Experiencing the one within the all.

 



Our first day of 2013 has given us lots of memories for our jar, which we will read when we need to remember the good things or on next New Year's Eve, when we need to remind ourselves where the year went to so quickly. Happy New Year!



Sunday, 25 November 2012

Thinking About Trees

Yesterday was the opening of National Tree Week across the UK and marks the beginning of many Winter tree planting projects. Wind and rain was keeping a lot of people in their houses if Facebook was anything to go by! But there were still quite a few hardy individuals heading out in commitment to their love of trees and their wish to see the world become a greener place. One such person was my dad, who despite being nearly 80 and fighting off a cough, was out there with his spade and young trees and other tree-planting volunteers to create a hedge for generations to come, along the side of his local community park field. A hedge including oak, field maple, wild service, hornbeam, whitebeam, rowan and more.


 
The Tree Council's slogan this year 'Change Your View - Plant Trees', pushes a few of my buttons as this was the month that my local Council in Portsmouth decided to cut a lot of trees in my local park down, certainly changing the view which we have been enjoying for many years, apart from the loss of habitat for local wildlife. What really upset me was the dishonesty from those responsible (presumably to deter significant local objection), who assured us that it was just going to be a light pruning and would not affect the screening of houses provided by the trees. This 'screening' was important to local residents as it provided a rare space in the middle of a city where we could be surrounded by green trees and bushes instead of buidlings.

Here's a photo I took in October a couple of weeks before the line of trees were cut:


And this is a couple of weeks after they were cut, taken today:


 Bit of a change of view! Park management in other cities seems to be following a similar pattern too, with more dense areas of foliage being cut back in preference of fewer, individual, spaced trees. One of the main reasons given seems to be that Council workers want increased visibility into all areas of the parks by driving around them, so that they can check more easily for drug taking, homeless sleeping, naughty kids etc. I think far greater problems arise from the increasingly drastic loss of natural environment, particularly in built up areas, where these green spaces are little sanctuaries for both human and wildlife communities and add considerably to mental wellbeing as well as providing a physical breath of fresh air.

After this, I was pleased to be invited to attend a tree planting event at Warsash Common in Gosport, where over 100 trees were being planted as a hedgerow, as well as a 'Royal Oak' being planted by the Mayor and 2 oaks being planted in memory of my brother by a couple of Ward Councillors. We had given everyone an oak sapling at my brother's funeral and these two had been cared for by a friend of his until this special planting at each side of the gate entering the Nature Reserve.

One of Paul's oaks being planted at Warsash Common
The threat to trees in this country came into clear focus last year when the Government proposed plans to sell off England's State owned woodlands. Everywhere, small groups of tired and dedicated people are facing battles to retain both individual trees and larger areas of hedgerow or woodland, as road plans, industry, housing development, privatisation, lack of care, threatens to remove them.

We were in Bristol recently, visiting Victoria Park and found many notices attached to trees calling for them to be saved as they were under park management plans to be cut down. When we looked at the plans which were displayed in the park, such ridiculous reasons were being given as - the plum trees have purple foliage which makes the park appear more gloomy in Winter! And the area of woodland at the top ruins the view of people who want to look over the City below! You only have to walk a little further along the hill past the trees and you can see that view if you want it...



At a time when we face such problems as deforestation, climate change and the loss of biodiversity and habitat, it's so urgent that we plant more trees and keep the ones we have, or at least replace the ones we lose with fresh locally grown native trees. The Independent Panel on Forestry calls for an increase of England's woodland cover of 50% by 2060. If that is going to be met, really serious value and priority needs to be given to trees.

Now we face a devastating threat to our woodlands - that of ash dieback caused by the Chalara fungus. An estimated 80 million ash trees could potentially be lost. Ash trees represent a third of our native woodlands, the other two main species being oak and beech. It's believed that the disease arrived from Europe and that increased global trade and tree imports are a big risk to the UK's native trees. Now, there has eventually been a ban on ash imports and 100,000 ash trees have already been destroyed in an attempt to stop the spread, but this has been a recognised danger for a long time and if trees were truly a priority, preventative steps could have been taken a lot sooner. The crucial time to identify diseased trees is before the leaves fall so although the leaves are mostly fallen now, people are still being urged to help out with photographing any ash trees they see which could be showing signs of the disease. The people at 38 degrees have designed a free app for i-phone or Android called Ash Tag or you can send your pics to:

 
An ash and an oak in a Horndean hedgerow, two favourite trees of our family.
 
The buy/grow local principle is just as vital with our trees as it is with our food. Clive Anderson, president of the Woodland Trust comments in an interview with The Guardian:

"evidently it made business sense to take native ash seeds or seedlings overseas to be raised in commercial nurseries and to be brought back into the country as saplings"
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/nov/25/ash-dieback-clive-anderson-woodland-trust

This doesn't make any sense at all and stronger support for local nurseries needs to ensure that it makes clear business sense to keep every stage of plant growth within the country of origin.

National Tree Week was first launched in 1975 in an attempt to maintain the tree planting efforts made to replace the losses resulting from Dutch Elm disease, which had already taken 20 million of these significant trees from our landscape.

Robert Macfarlane writes with a glimmer of optimism, in his excellent book 'The Wild Places':
So the elms died, and the bark of the land was changed by their dying. Familiar horizons were transformed. People found it difficult to orient and steer themselves in landscape they had known for decades. Yet the elm is not extinct. Small trees live on in hedgerows, suckering out versions of themselves, spreading laterally, keeping their heads down: any tree that grows above twelve feet tends to become infected. Although the elm's associations with death are formiddable, so too is its capacity for survival.
 
When feeling depressed or defeated about the destruction of trees, it's worth holding onto that thought amid the various battles, that nature has an amazing capacity for survival, for regenerating and for rising again. Trees and woodlands mean so much more than a 'view' or even 'lungs' or a 'habitat', they're part of our consciousness, our mythology and our identities in ways which resurface for many people when faced with their loss.

I joined the protest back in 1993 at George Green, Wanstead Common, to try and stop the huge 250 yr old chestnut being cut down to make way for the expansion of the M11. That day really demonstrated to me what a tree can mean socially and emotionally to people. I remember the 83 yr old man who told me in tears about how much he LOVED this tree, about the happy childhood days he'd spent playing in its branches, about how he'd lived here all his life and it felt like part of him, of his life, his family. There were many people there that day who, held back by police brutality, watched as 250 yrs of life crashed bit by bit to the ground and it felt like a great collective heart was breaking there, amid the tears and cries.

Chestnut tree, Wanstead Common 1993
To close National Tree Week is Tree Dressing Day on 2nd December, with many events taking place all around the country to celebrate trees and what they mean to us, both personally and globally.

We'll be following our usual tradition of going to one of our favourite events of the year, with its enormous spiral dance, mummers plays, morris dancing, and general magic in honour of trees - Tree Dressing day at the Weald & Downland Open Air Museum at Singleton. Maybe see you there!



 
Tree Dressing at Singleton 2011

 
I guess the bottom line is: Trees are >>>IMPORTANT<<<
 









Wednesday, 24 October 2012

Letting Go And Not Letting Go... Happy Birthday My Brother xxx

This week I've been doing a lot of clearing out. The amount of STUFF reached saturation point and it had to be done to allow some oxygen into the house. I shifted several boxloads but it's just the tip of the iceberg. Much of the stuff is relatively easy to let go of but the obstacles arise when faced with MEMORIES and all the feelings which arise when confronted with letting go of things which represent a connection to a time or more painfully, a person, who is no longer here.

One of the boxes I opened was full of patches I had cut out of my brother's T-shirts a few years ago after he died. It was a bit mad maybe to do that at the time but it was all mad anyway so we find whatever ways we can to get through times like that. I'd managed to take most of his other clothes along to Oxfam... smart suits and shirts, but his T-shirts were a lot more personal and evocative. Even a spiritual medium that my family saw a couple of years ago mentioned his T-shirts! They were the start of many a discussion or heated 'debate'! Some of them we agreed on, some of them we totally disagreed on, some he printed himself, a couple I bought him. They were always changing through the years reflecting a range of his politics and interests, usually controversial in some way, sometimes music or TV ones like 'The Moody Blues' or 'Lost'. The Moody Blues ones I've kept as whole T-shirts because my son wants to wear them one day. Another I kept to wear myself...



There are lots I remember which he must have got rid of over the years. One I cut up for use as my son's fancy dress zombie rags last Halloween (that was one I'd found particularly annoying at the time, a 'John Major's Roadworks, No Left Turn' one).

I miss seeing what he's going to turn up with next. More recently we'd found possibly a lot more common ground than we were ever really aware of.

Finding this box of 'rags' I decided I needed to do something with them or let them go. Despite listening and reading to many inspiring minimalist teachings in the last week, I realised I'm going to need to take it more gradually. This was one I found interesting:

 
But I decided with the approach to my brother's birthday, I wanted to hold on to them a little longer. Feeling a sense of urgency to finish the project I decided not to go for the neat and profesional approach but instead the more raw and ragged one, because that was more in touch with how it FEELS to be sewing together a blanket made out of my brother's clothes (because he's not here to be wearing them). So no tidy hems or precise lines and measured placements. And it felt GOOD to do it and to finish it.
 
 
I'm not entirely sure what I'll do with it. After all it's highly doubtful that I'd get much sleep with Margaret Thatcher on the bed!!! (albeit a particularly poor artist's impression taking off Che Guevara). The other side has a bit more of a peaceful ambience...
 
 
I did get the strange sense that he was watching and finding the whole thing quite entertaining with a sort of 'you're mad' expression. Which is OK with me. And wrapping it round me did kind of make him feel a bit closer.
 
 
One of his T-shirts which I liked the most was the one he printed about his own business he operated at home... particularly the No.1
 
 
So Paul, today is your birthday, you'd be 48 yrs old. There hasn't been a single day since you've been gone that we haven't thought of you, but we're especially thinking of you today. You will always be missed and always be living here in our hearts. Whatever we agreed on and disagreed on in this mad world, it all got a different perspective when you were no longer here to give it your voice. I wish more than anything you were still here, even the bits that used to wind me up something rotten! I'm comfortable writing this here online because I can't quite believe that wherever you are, you haven't devised some kind of gadget to enable you internet access! I reckon it's as good a place as any to get a message to you. You're still around, I know you are... Happy Birthday Paul xxx
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Friday, 12 October 2012

I Made An Umbrella Skirt!

I've been wanting to do this for ages and have got quite a collection of broken umbrellas waiting for transformation into something useful again. Any windy, rainy day and they're easy to find on a stroll around the city, sticking out of bins, blowing about the park or flapping on the beach.



Today I did it! Took a couple of those old umbrellas and did something with them! The result is not going to win any fashion shows and I was too impatient to iron it (it really does need ironing!) but I improvised a design, spent a couple of hours cutting and sewing and figuring it out and it kind of works.


The fabric is 100% upcycled umbrella, actually two umbrellas as I decided to alternate the polka dots with a plain black. Then I added a waistband of purple ribbon with some elastic inside. Part of the front black triangle is left open (kind of a wrap, with another one beneath) so that it's not tightly restrictive... for climbing over fences and running and dancing, because skirts can sometimes be stupid and stop you doing stuff like that.


Yes, it does need ironing!

An umbrella skirt also has the advantage of being waterproof so that you don't have to worry so much about Autumn picnics and wet patches on the grass or mossy logs or damp benches... Also, I guess a waterproof skirt might be useful if you're prone to laughing so much that you p.... Actually I haven't done that for a very long time!


All this was so satisfying that I may not ever buy clothes from a shop again!  ;-)  Hmm, there's an old tent waiting in my bedroom that I found abandoned on the beach a few months ago. Now, what could that be...

There are some beautiful umbrella upcycling ideas here by some very clever people: http://www.crookedbrains.net/2011/03/creative-cool-reuses-umbrellas.html